Marketing Perspective | Engineer’s Words |
Major breakthrough | It didn’t blow up |
The result of years of intensive research | Discovered by accident |
Project behind schedule due to unforeseen problems | Didn’t feel like working on it |
The design will be finalized in the next reporting period | We hope to get started on the project next week |
The test results are extremely gratifying | We don’t have a clue as to why it worked |
A fresh approach is being taken to the problem | We hired a new guy |
The entire concept will have to be abandoned | The only guy that understood the whole thing just quit |
Preliminary results are inconclusive | It blew up |
Modifications are underway to correct certain problems | It blew up again |
Under consideration | Never heard of it |
Under active consideration | Looking in the files for it |
Expect action to be taken immediately | Don’t call me, I’ll call you |